Rich man
Nothing but a poor man with money
Bull market
A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear market
A 6 - 18 - month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
Value investing
The art of buying low and selling lower
Economist
An expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Broker
What my broker has made me.
Standard & poor
Your life in a nutshell
Market correction
The day after you buy stocks.